DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
“Some of my little friends say there is no new discount coming out on December 21.
“Papa says, ‘If you see it in TouringPlans.com it’s so.’
“Please tell me the truth; is there a new discount coming out on the 21st?
Yes, Virginia, there is a new discount coming out on December 21. It exists as certainly as Buzz and Woody and Belle exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no discounts! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no Splash Mountain, no Tower of Terror to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.
Not believe in discounts! You might as well not believe in fairies!
[Note: In keeping with Bob Iger’s recent statements about 2010 discounts we don’t expect this discount to be as steep as Buy-4-Get-3-Free or Buy-5-Get-2-Free.
Update: We hear there’s a five-day minimum. Travel dates are January 3 through June 3, 2010. Those who stay at value resorts will get a $300 gift card. Moderate resorts get a $500 gift card. Deluxes get a $750 gift card. Blackout dates are March 28 through April 10, 2010. There’s limited availability.]