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SATURDAY SIX: Our Six Favorite Jokes in Universal’s Springfield U.S.A.

by on March 22, 2014

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Contrary to popular belief, this is not a sign for the FP+ kiosks at WDW

This week’s SATURDAY SIX covers Our Six Favorite Jokes in Universal’s Springfield U.S.A. Universal Studios Florida has received a lot of attention over the past two years. The park fixed many of its most glaring weaknesses by adding a new daytime parade, a nighttime spectacular, a new E-Ticket in Transformers: The Ride 3D, an incredible family ride in Despicable Me: Minion Mayhemand of course will shortly be debuting the first ever park-to-park attraction with the Hogwarts Express that will travel to what could possibly be the most immersive land in the history of theme parks with Diagon Alley (keep up to date on all the Potter construction with Seth Kubersky’s PotterWatch articles.)

And while all of this is no less than exciting, throughout all these developments one area of the park has quietly become one of our favorite places in Orlando: Springfield U.S.A. The Simpsons Ride has been a favorite of many since its debut in 2008, with the television show’s trademark sarcastic wit taking its aim at the world of theme parks. Now the area is a completely developed land with a second attraction, a Photo Connect opportunity, elaborately themed carnival games, an outdoor bar in Duff Gardens, and some of the best quick service food items in any theme park including Fast Food Boulevard, Bumblebee Man’s Taco Truck, and Lard Lad Donuts.

But what makes Springfield U.S.A. stand out is the clever use of jokes and humor throughout the entire land. Today we’re going to look at our six favorite bits.

# 6 – Kwik-E-Mart Merchandise Signs

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The Kwik E Mart says what we’ve all been thinking since 1971

When you step into the Kwik-E-Mart, the gift store for The Simpsons Ride, you would be best served by walking around and noticing all the details throughout the store. Our favorite gags are the clever signs above some of the merchandise saying things like, “C’mon, if you ran a store I’d buy your junk!, “Satisfaction begrudgingly guaranteed,” and “Today’s merchandise at tomorrow’s prices!

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Observations From The Universal Orlando Resort: August 27, 2013

by on August 28, 2013

Loews Royal Pacific Resort

Had a big weekend at the Universal Orlando Resort this past week and found out a couple interesting items along the way. To start off, I checked into the Loews Royal Pacific Resort on Friday and now I am completely convinced that it is pound for pound the best hotel at either Universal or Disney. This decision was made after a lot of consideration. I was really surprised at how much I enjoyed the Portofino Bay Hotel on Universal property, and I have several favorites over on the Disney side of the fence including Art of Animation, the Beach Club, and the Polynesian. What takes the Royal Pacific to the head of the class is the combination of its Disney Deluxe level of theming and feeling of relaxation, combined with the lower price point of a Disney Moderate and the near priceless amenities of having Universal Express Unlimited and being within walking distance to both Universal theme parks and CityWalk. It probably helps that Loews actually runs the hotel, as well, as its Star Service is among the best customer service I’ve seen at any hotel chain across the country.

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